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Special Prosecutor Hur’s report on President Biden’s memory issues has sent shockwaves through the conservative world – but really, were we all that surprised? The report details numerous instances of the president’s forgetfulness, going back nearly a decade. It’s like Biden’s brain is playing hide and seek, except it never bothers to come out of hiding.
In the report, Hur highlighted moments where Biden couldn’t even remember being vice president, his son’s passing, or who his government allies were. It’s like an episode of a forgetful sitcom, except it’s the leader of the free world. Yikes.
Tonight, on my radio show, I will start explaining that the special counsel report should trigger the 25th amendment and removeal of Biden. Yes, yes, I know who would become president, but it would be no different and she's an electoral disaster as well. But the issue is…
— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) February 8, 2024
Conservatives are using this report as ammunition, calling for a mental health evaluation and even whispering about the 25th Amendment. Mark R. Levin, the conservative radio host, has even started cheering for Biden’s removal. It’s like witnessing a championship game of “Pin the Tail on the Elephant,” and we’ve got a room full of blindfolded players.
Hur’s report also delves into Biden’s past work with a ghostwriter on his memoir about his son’s battle with brain cancer, revealing his struggles with memory loss even then. It’s like reading a book only to find out the author can’t remember writing it. Talk about a plot twist.
Hur ultimately concluded that trying Biden for mishandling classified information wouldn’t be worth it, as a jury would supposedly sympathize with the president’s forgetfulness. It’s like saying, “Hey, I know I robbed the bank, but can you really blame me? I forgot my PIN code!”
The report is filled with juicy tidbits about Biden’s memory lapses, from slow conversations with his ghostwriter in 2017 to the present day, where he can’t recall crucial moments or even Afghanistan debates. It’s like watching a highlights reel of memory blunders, but this time the star is the president of the United States. Unbelievable.
In sum, Biden’s memory lapses are becoming a conservative rallying cry, with every missed detail adding fuel to the fire. It’s like watching a game of political memory Jenga, and it seems like the tower is closer to toppling with every piece that’s taken out. Will his memory hold up before it all comes crashing down? We’ll just have to wait and see.
