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Just when you thought the swamp couldn’t get any murkier, along comes Robert Hur to shine a light on Joe Biden’s memory mishaps. Hur, the no-nonsense special counsel who dug deep into the Biden classified documents debacle, laid it all on the line at a Capitol Hill hearing that had Democrats sweating like it was hot yoga day at the gym.
Hur Shatters WH Spin on Biden Memory Problems by Pointing to Exactly Who Made It an Issue – With Receiptshttps://t.co/yvhNXUEAGZ
— RedState (@RedState) March 12, 2024
Media mavens tried to spin the story faster than a tilt-a-whirl at the county fair, claiming Biden’s forgetfulness was just a mirage in the desert. But Hur wasn’t having any of it. He slapped down the falsehoods with the quickness of a cat swatting a pesky fly.
The White House didn’t escape unscathed either, with fingers pointed at Team Biden for trying to whitewash the report before it hit the airwaves. You could practically smell the desperation wafting off Pennsylvania Avenue like a mystery meat special at the school cafeteria.
Hur made it clear he had his reasonings and receipts handy. He stood tall and proud, proclaiming that it was Biden himself who catapulted his memory problems into the spotlight. Talk about a self-inflicted wound! Hur exposed Biden’s memory lapses like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat – it was all smoke and mirrors until the truth came crashing down.
The irony of it all is richer than a double-stuffed Oreo cookie. Joe Biden, the master of gaffes and verbal slip-ups, inadvertently made himself the star of his own memory drama. It’s like watching a circus act where the ringmaster inadvertently sprays himself with water from the flower on his lapel. Priceless!
In the grand scheme of things, Joe Biden’s memory foibles have become a punchline in a tragicomedy of errors. Will he recover from this self-inflicted stumble? We shall see. But one thing’s for sure – the conservative camp is watching with a bowl of popcorn in one hand and a flag waving in the other. Let the memory games begin, Mr. President!
