Staff Reports
Donald Trump just received another nod of approval from billionaire Bill Ackman, following Saturday’s botched assassination attempt. Ackman, the hedge fund manager who loves to stir the Wall Street pot, finally made it official on his social media page, despite hinting at it for some time. He’s decided to align himself with Trump, much to the dismay of Biden’s fan club. Ackman claims he weighed this decision carefully, relying on good, old-fashioned empirical data—something the left-wing media apparently forgot to use.
The finance mogul also took the opportunity to enlighten us peasants, urging people to keep an open mind about the 2024 election. No surprise there. With media bias thicker than Nancy Pelosi’s makeup, Ackman hinted that anyone trusting the mainstream media for their daily dose of political truth was about as lost as a woke college student in a free speech debate. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
“Remember, media organizations are like sports teams that run plays chosen by their owners and executed by the coaches they hire. They are not unbiased arbiters of the truth.”
Another Billionaire Has Endorsed Trump After Assassination Attempt https://t.co/56FLEXCNRI
— Thinker❌ @thinker (@XThinkerXX) July 15, 2024
Ackman stressed that this election is, in his view, one of the most significant in his lifetime, likely more crucial than that time he hedged everything against the subprime mortgage crisis. He opened up about his recent meeting with Trump, suggesting he had some juice to share based on his firsthand observations. Well, anytime billionaires rub elbows, you know something “earth-shattering” must come out of it, right?
Thus, Ackman finally made it formal: he is throwing his weight behind Donald Trump. And let’s be honest, it’s about time he owned up to his social media breadcrumbs. What makes this endorsement even juicier is Ackman’s previous stance. The man who once thought Trump should bow out gracefully after January 6 is now firmly in Trump’s corner, marking a dramatic 180 that has heads spinning faster than Kamala Harris trying to explain basic economics.
But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk also jumped on the Trump train after the assassination attempt. Must be something about surviving an attack that makes billionaires rally around you. In a world where the mainstream media wants to brainwash everyone, it’s refreshing to see some big names breaking the mold. Enjoy the show, folks; 2024 is shaping up to be one wild ride.
