Staff Reports
The 36-year-old former teacher Jessica Lawson from Idaho has found herself in quite a pickle, folks. According to reports from trustworthy sources, the ol’ coppers nabbed her for allegedly gettin’ cozy with a teenage lad. Can you believe it? And get this, the boy was found behind the wheel of her car because she was apparently too sloshed to drive herself. I tell ya, there’s no shortage of wild antics in this world!
Idaho teacher arrested for rape of teen cops found driving her car because she was too ‘drunk to drive’ https://t.co/YMKUxuLUwB pic.twitter.com/JUbcaQqluy
— New York Post (@nypost) November 16, 2023
It all started when a sharp-eyed officer from the Saint Anthony Police Department pulled over Lawson’s car one fine morning in early November. And what do you know, there’s a teenage whippersnapper sittin’ there in the driver’s seat. Oh, but get this – Lawson wasn’t even in the car at the time! The teen told the police that she let him take the wheel because she was too squiffy to do it herself. Can you imagine the nerve of some folks?
But wait, there’s more! The young fella later spilled the beans to his parents, claimin’ that Lawson picked him up real late the night before and whisked him off to her homestead. He said they both indulged in a bit of the devil’s lettuce and, you won’t believe this, ended up doin’ the ol’ hanky-panky! Lawson later ‘fessed up to the lad’s mother, admittin’ to pickin’ him up, takin’ him home, and handin’ him the hard stuff. She even admitted to havin’ some of that wacky tobacky in her place, but denied anything untoward had taken place. Can you spell “cover-up”?
Now ol’ Jess is facin’ a heap of trouble, yessiree! She’s sittin’ in the clink with a hefty $250,000 bond, facin’ a couple of felony charges for allegedly tangoing with a teenage chap. On top of that, she’s got herself another felony charge for dishing out the controlled substances and a misdemeanor for sharin’ the sauce with a minor. Sounds like ol’ Lawson might not be enjoyin’ her freedom for quite a spell!
And if that wasn’t enough, earlier this year, Lawson updated her Facebook cover photo with a cryptic poem about “placing an out-of-order sign across your heart.” Well, considerin’ the circumstances, that sure sounds mighty fishy now, doesn’t it? I tell ya, some folks just never learn!
Now, if the law has its way, it looks like Lawson might be spendin’ some quality time behind bars. Heck, she’s starin’ down the barrel of a potential life sentence if she’s found guilty. I reckon she better start thinkin’ about decorating her prison cell!
Well, there you have it, folks. Another jaw-dropping tale of scandal and shenanigans. But hey, at least we can always count on the long arm of the law to keep things interestin’, am I right?
