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Five takeaways from the Biden classified document report https://t.co/jCIR35aCCc https://t.co/jCIR35aCCc
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) February 9, 2024
Looks like President Joe Biden has been causing quite the commotion lately. Special counsel Robert Hur’s recent findings have got the political pot boiling to the brim. Hur’s saying old Joe won’t face any charges for cozying up to classified documents in his home-sweet-home because, get this, he’s “elderly”.
According to Hur’s report, Biden’s memory was about as reliable as a leaky bucket in a rainstorm during his interview with investigators last year. The report also revealed that Biden had these classified thingamajigs hanging out in his home since 2017, even before he had the big wig of the presidency to protect him.
Now, the report goes on to talk about some fumbled timeline business. It seems like Biden was doing a little shuffle with his dance moves when it came to the dates. He was caught on tape admitting to having these top-secret documents at his humble abode way back in 2017, but then all of a sudden, he’s surprised to find out about them in 2022.
They found out that Biden’s ghostwriter, the one helping him pen his memoir, Promise Me Dad, pulled a vanishing act with some evidence. Poof! Gone in a cloud of smoke, just like that. Now, Hur mentioned something about obstruction of justice, but no charges were put on the table.
There’s a whole hullabaloo about missing bits of recordings, FBI agents doing secret squirrel missions in Biden’s house, and getting reluctant approval to take his notebooks with classified goodies.
The report even talks about Biden’s adventures in the Hamptons. Lost classified documents, aides raising eyebrows, and even a how-to lecture on handling secret stuff.
