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Dan Bongino Tears Up as New FBI Deputy Director Under Kash Patel

Podcast host and former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino turned on the Waterworks Monday, letting emotions flow as he announced his new gig as Deputy Director of the FBI, right behind the recently appointed chief, Kash Patel. This announcement came hot on the heels of President Donald Trump’s proclamation over the weekend, signaling a potential breath of fresh air in a federal agency often criticized for excessive “wokeness.”

On his Truth Social account, Trump heralded Bongino’s appointment as a monumental win for law enforcement and American justice. No stranger to patriotic fervor, Trump described Bongino as a man overflowing with love for his country, making it clear he’s backing the new duo with utmost enthusiasm. Considering Bongino’s background, it seems the FBI could be trading in its badge of dishonor for a shiny new one of respectability and honor, courtesy of this dynamic duo.

Bongino later took to his podcast to confirm the exciting news, describing a heartfelt call with Trump that temporarily turned him into a blubbering mess. The man, usually known for his tough-as-nails demeanor, indicated that he couldn’t quite keep his composure, admitting that the reality of his new role struck him like a ton of bricks. With a smile and a slight choke in his voice, he officially accepted the number two slot at the Federal Bureau of Investigation—a position rotten with the stench of bureaucratic inefficiency for too long. 

 

As excitement bubbled up during this announcement, Bongino reflected on his past involvement with the agency, showcasing an eagerness to get to work alongside Patel. The podcast host highlighted a shared vision of restoring the FBI’s credibility, a shift analysts say is long overdue. With Patel’s leadership described as that of a “cops cop,” the country might finally see some action beyond the current petty squabbles that have plagued the agency.

Patel, apparently ecstatic over Bongino’s entry into this critical role, has expressed faith in Bongino’s abilities to restore semblance of integrity within the FBI. With both men on board, wild speculation arises about the potential for real change within the agency that so many believe has lost its way. One can only hope that within the next four years, the FBI trades its woke culture for real crime-fighting, becoming a formidable force against the actual bad actors bringing chaos to American communities.

Written by Staff Reports

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