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If there’s one thing that really seems to scramble the brains of Democrats, it’s the price of eggs. These oval-shaped commodities have somehow become a political body slam of epic proportions. Under the Democrats’ management, eggs turned from breakfast staples into a plot device worthy of a Broadway thriller. You might even spot a performance of “Empathy, the Musical!” popping up outside your local Tesla dealership or President Trump’s once-bustling tower. Get your tickets fast because this train wreck is showing no signs of stopping.
In a classic case of “look over here,” Democrats are now crying about decreased egg prices, an oddity given their tendency to kick up a fuss when the prices are high, particularly when a Republican is in charge. As if on cue, they threaten to shut down the government to demonstrate their sympathy for American families while simultaneously shutting off their paychecks. It’s ironic that their dramatic flair springs to life over eggs when just a while ago they tried to sink the entire continuing resolution, not out of any real principle, but rather to grandstand for their party’s theatrical endeavor.
There’s more to the egg saga, though. Over the last few years, Democrats donned their blindfolds while inflation jumped higher than a chicken on caffeinated feed. Apparently, they didn’t notice that pouring trillions into the economy, thanks to their love for big spending, would lead to skyrocketing prices. The price of everything from gas to groceries began to bleed red during Biden’s tenure, and not the kind of red the Democrats favor. But now, with egg prices decreasing, their avant-garde playbook still insists on dramatizing their plight in the name of empathy, ironically during a period where they themselves were oblivious to the swelling costs that had Americans seething.
Can We Stop the Democrat Egg Propaganda Now and Talk About Really Lowering Prices? https://t.co/5PTlkb5rS4
— Victoria Taft, The Adult in the Room, FITF Squad (@VictoriaTaft) March 14, 2025
One reason for the recent tumultuous rollercoaster of egg prices was Joe Biden’s ingenious solution to eradicate millions of hens over bird flu concerns. Who needs breakfast staples anyway? Just a few gassed chickens later, and voila! Egg prices spike. Now, with a reduction in bird flu cases and some much-needed common sense finally coming back into play, egg prices are trending downward, but not before the Democrats shadow boxed against “Big Egg,” blaming them for price gouging in a bizarre game of chicken.
Out on the West Coast, egg-laying hens blessed with an amicable granola lifestyle still maintain their prices at around seven bucks a dozen. Sure, it leans pricey, but it’s the kind of consistency that breeds a calm breakfast environment rather than volatile panic over worldly chickens. The truth is, the chaos behind egg pricing goes far beyond hen health; it’s about the cost of farming essentials, heavily impacted by international crises. Fertilizer prices soared alongside geopolitical issues, and now, as bird populations recover, the prices of eggs might just settle down. Who knew good governance and a little common sense could lead to more stable breakfasts for Americans everywhere?
So here’s a revolutionary thought: why not address the root causes of inflation—cutting wasteful government spending, halting misguided foreign aid, and ending the bizarre obsession with social engineering programs? Such actions might just lead to a better economy and, just maybe, better breakfast prices. But then again, where would the Democrats find their walking props for “Empathy, the Musical!”?
