Staff Reports
For years, California Governor Gavin Newsom has fancied himself as the heir apparent to the White House, gallivanting across the country and beyond, trying to convince anyone who would listen that he is the one to replace Joe Biden should the president decide to take an extended vacation from politics. Newsom’s strategy involved charm offensives in several red states and a few back-alley brawls with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who showed little interest in Newsom’s antics. Political consultants were called in as if strategizing for a boxing match, giving Newsom the impression that he was a real contender.
In a classic twist of fate, Newsom’s grand aspirations fizzled out faster than a flat soda pop. By the time Biden withdrew from the race, it was clear Newsom’s appeal had as much substance as a paper bag in a rainstorm. Instead of being the chosen one, he found himself on the sidelines as Biden passed the baton to the less-than-stellar Vice President, Kamala Harris, a choice that no doubt left countless Americans scratching their heads in confusion.
Undeterred by past failures, Newsom is now playing the long game and eyeing the 2028 election. His latest gambit? Launching a new podcast, shining his shoes and smoothing out his image to feign moderation, despite being one of the most left-leaning governors in the nation. It appears that Newsom is counting on his newfound, seemingly moderate stance to win over those elusive middle-of-the-road voters who are hard to impress, to say the least.
Ouch: Gavin Newsom's Attempt to Revise His Political History Suffers Another Direct Hit https://t.co/xp559f3N1D
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) March 12, 2025
His recent tête-à-tête with right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk demonstrated Newsom’s slippery nature. While discussing the contentious issue of transgender athletes competing in women’s sports, Newsom attempted to adopt a centrist position, which is rich coming from a man who has been a steadfast ally of the LGBTQ+ agenda. Observers noted the blatant hypocrisy, as his long record tells a different story—one brimming with far-left loyalties and policies that would alarm even the most liberal voters.
Despite his attempts to deflect criticism, Newsom also stumbled over one particular claim that has been debunked more swiftly than a viral TikTok video. He insisted that no one in his office ever uttered the term “Latinx,” feigning ignorance as if the word sprouted from thin air. Of course, document trails prove otherwise—his office has used the term frequently, and Newsom has also embraced it in various public statements. This lack of honesty is telling of his true character. He is, as one sharp observer pointed out, a snake in the political grass—a master of deception willing to say anything to secure power. This kind of behavior only serves as a reminder to conservatives about the dangers of a Newsom presidency.
