DOJ Throws Book at Ashley Biden Diary Bandit, Demands Jail Time!

The Department of Justice is cracking down on a woman who stole Ashley Biden’s diary, and they’re not messing around. They’re asking the judge to slap this diary thief, Aimee Harris, with a prison sentence of four to 10 months – a much tougher penalty than the cushy six months of home confinement they were originally seeking.

Prosecutors from the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York are really laying into Harris, saying she’s “abused the administration of justice” by making lame excuses that caused her sentencing hearing to be rescheduled a whopping 12 times. Talk about flakiness! They’re not having it and they think she deserves a harsher punishment.

This Harris lady is like the queen of cancelling plans. Her hearing has been rescheduled so many times that it’s getting ridiculous. The judge is getting fed up, warning Harris that if she doesn’t show up, she could end up with a warrant for her arrest. That’s not the kind of RSVP anyone wants to receive!

It’s like Harris is the master of making up wild reasons for why she can’t make it to court. She once claimed she couldn’t attend a hearing because she got arrested for driving under the influence. Another time, she said she was too sick and had no childcare to appear the next day. And get this – she even tried pulling the “I lost my ID and can’t travel” card. Come on, lady, it’s not that hard to keep track of your driver’s license!

Let’s not forget the juicy details of her crime. Harris found Ashley Biden’s stuff at a friend’s house in Florida and thought, “Hey, why not make a quick buck off this?” She and her partner in crime, Robert Kurlander, cooked up a plan to sell Ashley Biden’s diary and other personal items to then-President Donald Trump’s campaign. When that didn’t work out, they turned to Project Veritas, a controversial right-leaning organization known for playing fast and loose with the rules.

These crooks managed to snag $40,000 from Project Veritas for the diary and other items, but thankfully, the organization decided not to publish the diary and turned it over to the police. But wait, there’s more drama! Project Veritas is now in a showdown with the DOJ over claims that the government violated their rights as journalists by seizing their gear as part of the investigation.

Now, Harris is facing the music at a sentencing hearing, and it looks like she’s in for a world of trouble. The DOJ is not holding back, and with her partner Kurlander’s hearing coming up, it looks like this diary caper is far from over. Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of “Diary Heist Drama!”

Written by Staff Reports

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