Staff Reports
Alrighty, y’all are in for a wild ride with this juicy piece of news about the first lady’s right-hand man, Anthony Bernal, causing a stir in the White House! According to some whispering former Biden aides chatting with the New York Post, it seems ol’ Bernal has been let loose like a bull in a china shop, making some not-so-nice remarks about his colleagues’ personal bits and bobs.
Now, we ain’t talking about your usual watercooler small talk here, folks. Oh no, Bernal allegedly went straight to the gutter with comments about others’ private parts, even stooping so low as to bring Secret Service agents into the mix! Sounds to me like Bernal was on a one-man mission to measure everyone up, thumb and all, in the most inappropriate ways possible.
The “work husband” of First Lady Jill Biden is a known sexual harasser in the White House. https://t.co/p7GJIQRyuc
— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) March 13, 2024
It’s not just locker room talk, though. Some sources are calling out Bernal’s behavior as straight-up sexual harassment and creating a toxic work environment fit for a villain in a soap opera. But hey, who’s coming to his rescue? None other than the first lady herself, Jill Biden! Yup, seems like Bernal’s got a golden ticket to ride the White House rollercoaster without any pesky consequences.
And get this, the White House is clapping back harder than a game of whack-a-mole! They’re singing Bernal’s praises, calling him a saint and dismissing these claims faster than you can say “political maneuvering.” It’s like they’re putting on a magic show, trying to distract us from the real show behind closed doors.
But hey, can we just take a minute to appreciate the irony here? The Bidens preaching about integrity and kindness while Bernal’s allegedly turning the workplace into a circus act. It’s like watching a sitcom where the joke’s on us, the audience.
In the end, it’s a tale as old as time: power, privilege, and protection. With Jill Biden holding the golden leash, it seems Bernal can run free in the White House sandbox with no one daring to rein him in. So much for draining the swamp, huh? Looks like some critters are enjoying the mud a little too much.
