GOP Slams NOAA’s “Hot Air” Climate Claims

In exciting news that’s bound to make waves in the political ocean, Senate and House Republicans have come out swinging against the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) over allegations of climate change shenanigans. Led by the mighty Utah Sen. Mike Lee, these GOP warriors are calling out the Biden Administration for allegedly cooking the books when it comes to climate data.

According to these eagle-eyed lawmakers, the NOAA’s temperature monitoring stations have been placed in all the wrong spots, artificially inflating temperature readings like a hot air balloon on a summer day. They claim these stations are as accurate as a broken compass, positioned near things like barbecues and cozy vents that skew the results to fit a certain narrative. And would you believe it, these readings are not even done by real scientists, but by volunteers! Talk about amateur hour.

Sen. Lee, a champion of truth and justice, lambasted the Biden administration for pushing their “anti-science climate ideology” on the American people with these misleading stats. He wants real, unbiased scientific data, not some twisted agenda cooked up in the swamps of Washington. And he’s not alone in this noble quest for honesty – Sen. Ron Johnson, Sen. Pete Ricketts, and Rep. Harriet Hageman have joined the fight, brandishing their swords of skepticism against the climate change dragon.

The lawmakers are demanding answers from the NOAA on their sketchy practices, questioning the training of their volunteers, the accuracy of their data, and just how much taxpayer money has been wasted on this whole charade. They want accountability, they want transparency, and they want those temperature monitoring stations moved faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer.

It’s clear that these Republican crusaders are not buying into the climate change hysteria that has swept across the land like a tornado in a trailer park. They see through the smoke and mirrors, and they’re not afraid to call out what they believe to be a massive manipulation of data to push a radical green agenda. So buckle up, folks, because this battle for scientific integrity is just heating up – or maybe cooling down, depending on which thermometer you trust.

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