Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events that feels all too familiar in the current political theatre, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly tapped Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate for the upcoming election. This little nugget of news was so hot that Harris decided to give President Biden a courtesy call before it hit the airwaves, which is almost like giving someone a heads-up before their surprise birthday party goes sideways. Harris made sure her boss was in the loop, demonstrating either a remarkable sense of camaraderie or an acknowledgment that Biden probably wouldn’t recognize the name Walz amidst his frequent naps.
The White House, in its typical fashion, had its Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, step up with the details. She confirmed the call took place and left the impression that Biden was informed before the masses, although one has to wonder if he remembered the conversation by the time dessert was served. When pressed about whether Biden was in favor of Walz over other potential candidates, Jean-Pierre danced around the question like a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars,” carefully sidestepping any definitive answers. It seems that while Harris reached out for some presidential wisdom, the nature of that advice is buried deeper than a politician’s promise.
Kamala Harris told Biden she was picking Tim Walz before it hit the newshttps://t.co/BLPLPDzGCH pic.twitter.com/XySWfpl7br
— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) August 6, 2024
In the midst of this drama, it’s worth remembering that Biden’s political career has been a veritable rollercoaster ride, a ride that took an unexpected dip when he announced his withdrawal from the presidential race back in July. Concerns about his age and debate performance looked like they might sink his ship, prompting the panic that must have ensued in Democratic circles. Who knew that taking a nap instead of preparing for a debate could have repercussions? Harris, however, swiftly earned Biden’s endorsement to lead the ticket, which means she’s fully committed to dragging the increasingly geriatric Democratic party along for the ride.
The question on everyone’s lips — apart from whether Biden remembers the name Walz — is how this choice will sit with mainstream Democrats. Will they embrace a governor known for his policies in the frigid Midwest, or is Walz about to become the sacrificial lamb of a party in utter disarray? Questions abound, but if the history of Democratic cohesion is any guide, this could be akin to a family reunion where no one actually gets along.
Whispers of this strategic partnership will undoubtedly spark debates among conservatives who are equally baffled and entertained by the spectacle of a party struggling to define its identity. While Democrats indulge in their inner drama, many conservatives will likely sit back and watch the circus unfold, popcorn in hand, eagerly anticipating the next plot twist in this ongoing saga of government by committee, or perhaps more aptly stated, government by confusion.
