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Well, well, well, folks. It’s time to delve into the dumpster fire of a story from The Liberal Media That Never Sleeps™. It seems like the news has finally decided to reveal the identities of two adults charged in connection with the shooting during the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade. Brace yourselves, because this story has all the twists and turns of a rollercoaster at Six Flags.
So, according to CBS News, we can now put faces to the names of the alleged culprits: Lyndell Mays, 23, and Dominic Miller, 18. The two fellas have been charged with second-degree murder after a whole 23 people were shot during the parade. I know, it’s hard to believe. And to top it all off, one of the victims didn’t make it out alive. It’s a classic tale of violence and treachery, brought to you by the left’s favorite buzzword: gun control.
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Now, onto the nitty-gritty. As it turns out, Mays apparently started a little bit of a tiff with some other folks. According to a witness, he and a group of four men had a bit of back-and-forth, with the tension rising like a blockbuster thriller. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, surveillance video shows that Mays decided to get a little too handsy with his firearm. Not the kind of party trick you bust out at a Super Bowl parade, I reckon.
And as for Miller, he allegedly got caught up in the kerfuffle and decided to whip out his own piece, chasing after someone and taking a shot at them. Boy, oh boy. Who wrote this script? Quentin Tarantino?
But here’s where things start to get fishy, my fellow truth-seekers. Mays was charged on Saturday but asked to keep those charges sealed, and then Miller’s charges also showed up out of the blue on a Monday, and both were made public on a Tuesday. Sounds like an episode of “Days of Our Kansas City Lives,” doesn’t it?
But wait, there’s more. Two juveniles had already been charged with gun crimes and resisting arrest. Now, it’s a bit murky whether these kiddos were involved in the shooting or not, but I’m sure they add yet another layer to this onion of a story.
And why, you ask, did it take so long for these names to come to light? Well, it seems someone else took it upon themselves to stir things up a bit. Ah, that’s right. None other than Kyle Rittenhouse, the guy who was embroiled in his own bit of legal drama not too long ago, took to social media to question why the government was quick to reveal his name and yet took their sweet time with the Kansas City shooters. The nerve of some people, am I right?
And boy, oh boy, did that post ever catch fire. With over 120,000 likes and 7.6 million views on that social platform formerly known as Twitter, it’s safe to say that Rittenhouse’s question ruffled a few feathers. And let’s not forget about Rittenhouse’s own legal saga. The guy was identified, charged, and tried faster than you can say “liberal media bias,” and yet here we are still waiting for the full scoop on the Kansas City debacle.
But the real kicker? The media’s narrative. Let me tell you, it’s like déjà vu all over again. In Kansas City, the left went full steam ahead with the gun control narrative quicker than you can say “pass the buck.” Meanwhile, there’s no mention of the fact that the suspects weren’t even legally allowed to have firearms in the first place. It’s classic liberal media maneuvering, folks.
Compare that to the Rittenhouse saga. The media labeled him as a “vigilante” and a “white supremacist” without missing a beat. It’s almost like the left had a narrative ready to go before the facts even came out. I tell ya, the hypocrisy knows no bounds.
So here we are, left to sift through the rubble of media narratives and legal shenanigans. It’s like the Wild West out there, folks. But don’t worry, truth-seekers, your favorite conservative news outlets are here to shine a light on the shady dealings of the liberal media. Stick with us, and we’ll sort through the muck together.
And before you go, don’t forget to join the fight to keep the truth alive. Without your support, the battle against the biased media may be a lost cause. We stand united, or we fall divided. Let’s keep our eye on the ball, folks. The fight is far from over.
