Staff Reports
In a startling turn of events, a whole herd of the Kennedy family is snubbing knackin’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and giving ol’ Joe Biden a thumbs-up for the 2024 election. They’re throwin’ their support behind Biden like it’s the hot new trend at the hippest TikTok party.
Kennedy family members will endorse Joe Biden’s 2024 campaign in snub to @RobertKennedyJr https://t.co/LezlL7yESJ https://t.co/LezlL7yESJ
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) April 18, 2024
Young whipper-snapper Kerry Kennedy, Robert’s sister, is all about gushin’ over Biden’s virtues like he’s the coolest kid in school. She’s yammerin’ on about how Biden’s the bee’s knees for standin’ up for the rights and freedoms her famous family fought for. She’s even takin’ a jab at ol’ Trumpy, sayin’ her dear ol’ dad and uncle would’ve been just mortified by his shenanigans.
But that ain’t all, folks! She’s goin’ on and on about how voting for Biden is like savin’ our democracy and decency. She’s gettin’ real sentimental about her daddy’s presidential announcement back in ’68 and claimin’ that Biden’s cut from the same cloth.
And get this – former congressman Joe Kennedy III is hitchin’ his wagon to Biden’s star too. They’re all gonna have a little pow-wow in Philadelphia to rally the troops and make some calls and knock on some doors together. It’s like a family reunion, but with politics and schmoozin’ folks for votes.
But hold on to your hats, ’cause there’s a twist! They’re not sayin’ squat about ol’ Robert Jr. at the hootenanny. It’s like he’s the black sheep of the family, and they’re all pretendin’ he ain’t even there. Ouch, that’s gotta sting!
And let me tell ya, the Democrats are sweatin’ bullets over this whole ordeal. They’re freakin’ out like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off, worried that Robert Jr. is gonna swipe votes from Biden and hand the win to Trump. They’re so riled up, they’ve even set up a team to combat third-party candidates like Robert Jr.
Now, here’s the cherry on top – members of the Kennedy family ain’t exactly cheerleaders for Robert Jr.’s campaign. They’re not exactly doin’ cartwheels over his bid for the White House. They’re so ticked off about it that they made him apologize for a Super Bowl ad that tickled their fancy the wrong way.
And if that ain’t enough, over 30 Kennedy kinfolk crashed St. Patrick’s Day festivities at the White House to rub some salt in the wound. It’s like a big ol’ family get-together, except it’s all about stickin’ it to poor ol’ Robert Jr.
So there you have it, folks! The Kennedy family is givin’ ol’ Robert Jr. the cold shoulder and cozyin’ up to Biden like he’s the family favorite. It’s a real knee-slapper of a political soap opera!
