Staff Reports
In a shocking new report, it has been forecasted that a whopping 3.2 million migrants will swarm into the United States this year. That’s like, a whole city’s worth of people! And get this, it’s 1 million more than during those big spikes in the Reagan and Clinton eras. Yikes! Princeton Policy Advisors, which is like super smart and stuff, says that Customs and Border Patrol will encounter 2.7 million of these migrants at the southwest border. That’s a ton of encounters, like more than a marathon of Pokemon battles!
Record 3.2 million migrants to cross in, take US jobs https://t.co/JNUQASOxJw https://t.co/JNUQASOxJw
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 15, 2024
The report also mentions that the number of “inadmissibles” (those showing up at official crossing points without the right papers) will shoot up by almost 200,000, which is, like, a lot of people who didn’t get the memo about needing proper documentation. And if you add in the parolees and “gotaways,” it’s an extra 500,000 folks on top of the 3.2 million. Like, whoa!
The report totally throws shade at the Biden administration’s Open Borders policy, calling out the “exploding” undocumented entry under their watch. They’re saying that it went from an estimated 1.1 million in 2021 to a forecasted 3.2 million for 2024. It’s like the border has turned into a really crowded party that nobody RSVP’d for!
According to President Steven Kopits, this flood of illegal immigrants is gonna cause some major drama before the next election. He predicts that the incoming migrants will outpace new job openings, and this is gonna make blue-collar and low-wage workers super mad about President Biden’s open border policies. Like, can you imagine trying to find a seat at the cool kids’ table when there’s no room left? It’s gonna be chaos!
The report also warns that the U.S. economy won’t be able to handle all these newcomers, and this is gonna make a lot of low-wage black and Hispanic workers turn to Trump out of fear that Open Borders will wreck their paychecks. It’s like the border is becoming this huge game of musical chairs, and nobody’s gonna win.
And get this, the report’s guy, President Steven Kopits, is like a pro at predicting immigration stuff. He uses data from all these official sources like the Department of Homeland Security and Pew Research, so you know he’s like, for real.
But wait, there’s more! The report says that the “undocumented entry” category includes all those people caught at the southwest border but then released into the U.S., plus those granted parole for various reasons. It’s like they’re playing a massive game of hide-and-seek, but the stakes are way higher!
The report also points out that Biden’s border policies are a major problem for his reelection. It says that most voters think the old president, Donald Trump, did a way better job protecting the border. It’s like they’re comparing the new iPhone to a flip phone from the ’90s – no competition!
Biden has been trying to change people’s minds about his border policies, like how he visited the border area in Texas. But the report says that he still needs to reach out to all those families affected by the crisis. Plus, he didn’t even show up to a border agent’s funeral this week. It’s like forgetting to RSVP to the most important party of the year!
