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Rep Hageman Slams Secret Service Over Failed Trump Assassination Attempt

Well, well, well, the Secret Service is in the hot seat once again, and this time it’s not for partying with Colombian prostitutes or falling asleep on the job. No, this time it’s because of a failed assassination attempt on none other than Donald J. Trump. Cue the dramatic music!

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the past, it’s that the Secret Service is better at keeping secrets than they are at protecting our presidents. And now, at the 2024 Republican National Convention, the esteemed Rep. Harriet Hageman has some not-so-kind words to say about this latest scandal.

In a fiery interview with Breitbart News, Hageman doesn’t hold back. She straight-up calls out the Secret Service for their incompetence and demands answers. And let’s be honest, we all want answers. How did someone manage to get so close to our beloved orange-hued leader? Did they just slip past the agents while they were playing Candy Crush on their phones? It’s absurd!

Of course, the mainstream media will brush this off as just another conspiracy theory cooked up by crazy conservatives. But we know better. We know that our Secret Service should be held to the highest standards, not laughing stocks. And kudos to Rep. Hageman for having the courage to speak out and demand accountability.

Will heads roll as a result of this scandal? Who knows. But one thing is for certain, the Secret Service needs a serious wake-up call. We can’t afford to have another failed assassination attempt on President Trump or any future conservative leaders. It’s time to clean house and ensure that our protectors are actually doing their jobs.

So, hang on tight, folks. This scandal is just the tip of the iceberg. It’s time to expose the truth and hold those responsible accountable. The Secret Service can’t keep hiding behind their shades and earpieces. It’s time for them to shape up or ship out. America deserves better. Trump deserves better. And Rep. Hageman is here to make sure they get it.

Let’s hope this wake-up call is heard loud and clear. Our country’s safety depends on it.

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