Staff Reports
Breaking news, folks! Hold onto your cowboy hats because Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona has decided she’s had enough of the political circus and won’t be running for reelection in 2024. That’s right, the Democrat-turned-Independent has thrown in the towel and is riding off into the sunset.
There it is. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema announces she will NOT run for reelection to the Senate in Arizona.
Ruben Gallego is now set for a one-on-one race with Kari Lake in November. pic.twitter.com/PEMcRslHNx
— Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) March 5, 2024
Now, you may be wondering why Sinema is calling it quits. Well, let me tell you, it’s likely because she’s seen the light and realized that her extreme liberal agenda just won’t cut it with the good, hardworking folks of Arizona. I mean, who wants a senator who flip-flops faster than a pancake on a hot griddle?
Sinema, along with her buddy Joe Manchin from West Virginia, has been a thorn in the side of true conservatives for far too long. They claim to be moderates, but let’s be real here, they’re about as moderate as a tornado in a trailer park. Voting against Democrat priorities like exceptions to the filibuster? That’s like a unicorn sighting in D.C. – rare and unbelievable!
So, dear readers, let’s bid adieu to Senator Sinema and wish her well in her future endeavors. Maybe she can start a new career as a contortionist because she sure knows how to twist and turn to suit her own agenda. Good riddance, Sinema, Arizona deserves better!
