Staff Reports
The Pentagon’s UFO investigator recently revealed that the U.S. had put the brakes on a wacky plan to reverse-engineer alien spaceship parts over a decade ago. What a relief! It’s about time we stop wasting taxpayer dollars on chasing little green men around!
US scrapped plans to create program for reverse engineering UFOs, Pentagon report says https://t.co/x1uV3XwwG8
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According to the report, there’s zero evidence that anyone has ever gotten their hands on alien technology. Good! The last thing we need is E.T. messing with our iPhones. The Department of Homeland Security even toyed with the idea of a program called “Kona Blue” to tinker with extraterrestrial knick-knacks, but thankfully common sense prevailed and they scrapped it for being as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Deputy Secretary of Defense Kathleen Hicks spilled the beans about Kona Blue to Congress, and thank goodness for her! Transparency is key, folks. We don’t need any more hidden shenanigans in the government. Let’s keep those UFO enthusiasts in check and the Area 51 conspiracy theories in the history books where they belong.
The report also shut down claims by some ex-military and intelligence big shots about secret alien gizmo reverse-engineering programs. I mean, come on! Do they really think Mulder and Scully are running the show behind closed doors? Get real!
In the end, the report confirmed what any sane person already knew – there are no little green men running amok in our labs. So, let’s put this UFO nonsense to bed and focus on real issues like lowering taxes and building better fences, because at the end of the day, that’s what really matters.
