Staff Reports
Oh boy, buckle up folks, it’s time for some spicy conservative commentary on this latest news bit about our dear President Joe Biden. So, former federal prosecutor Andy McCarthy has some strong words to say about special counsel Robert Hur’s report and testimony. McCarthy ain’t sugarcoating it – he’s basically saying, “Hey, just ’cause Hur didn’t charge Biden doesn’t mean he’s off the hook!” And you know what? McCarthy’s got a point.
Former federal prosecutor reveals the ‘very notable’ concession Robert Hur made during testimony https://t.co/yh3xVarfJi
— Bo Snerdley (@BoSnerdley) March 13, 2024
Now, here’s the kicker – Hur’s report concluded that Biden “willfully retained and disclosed classified materials.” Woah there! Sounds like someone’s been playing fast and loose with sensitive info. But wait, there’s more. McCarthy brings up a great analogy – prosecutors don’t exonerate people, they just decide if they can prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. So just because Biden wasn’t charged doesn’t mean he’s innocent. It’s like when you avoid getting a speeding ticket because the cop didn’t catch you in the act, but we all know you were zooming down the highway.
And get this, Hur even admitted that a “reasonable, rational juror” could find Biden guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. That’s not a good look for ol’ Joe. Plus, Hur described Biden as a “sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.” Ouch, sounds like he’s painting Biden as a grandpa who can’t remember where he left his dentures.
Let’s talk about Biden’s memory troubles – forgetting when his own son died? Yikes. And it’s not just that, folks. He’s been claiming to have conversations with dead world leaders like they’re on speed dial. It’s like a bizarre episode of ‘Ghost Whisperer’ starring President Biden. I mean, chatting it up with former leaders who’ve been pushing up daisies for years? That’s some next-level forgetfulness.
And let’s not forget Biden’s clumsy moments – tripping up the steps of Air Force One, taking a tumble while biking, it’s like watching a live-action comedy sketch. With all these memory lapses and falls, it’s starting to feel like we’ve got Mr. Magoo in the White House. So, folks, maybe it’s time for Biden to take a rest and let someone with a bit more pep in their step take the reins. Let’s keep America running smoothly, not stumbling down the stairs.
