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Whoopi Fumbles Trump’s Social Security Truth; Newsom Slithers Along

Whoopi Goldberg, famous for her opinions on a TV show only Boomers watch, decided to take a swing at former President Trump for stating the obvious about Social Security being an entitlement program. Spoiler alert: she swung and missed. Trump, in an interview, mentioned the need to address the mismanagement of entitlement programs like Social Security, which, let’s be real, is about as well-run as a three-legged horse race.

Now, let’s break it down for the uninitiated. Social Security, despite what Whoopi thinks, does fall under the category of entitlement programs. People pay into it during their working years, and then when they hit retirement age or face disabilities, they are entitled to receive benefits. It’s not rocket science, Whoopi. It’s like paying for concert tickets and expecting to actually get into the concert. Simple.

Of course, Whoopi, always ready to drop some wisdom bombs on the masses, went on a verbal rampage on her show, spewing some incoherent thoughts about entitlements and jail time. Like seriously, what is she even talking about? It’s like listening to a cat try to explain the theory of relativity. Just stick to rehearsed lines and leave the heavy lifting to the adults, Whoopi.

And let’s not forget about Gov. Hair Gel, oops, I mean Gavin Newsom, who conveniently twisted Trump’s words to fit his narrative. Classic move, Gov. Hair Gel, classic. But hey, that’s California politics for you. Slippery, just like a snake oil salesman in a toupee.

To wrap it up, Trump was spot on when he warned against cutting benefits from Social Security and Medicare. Republicans, take note. So, in conclusion, Whoopi and Hair Gel might want to sit this one out and leave the finance talk to those of us who actually understand how money works. Let the adults adult, folks.

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