Staff Reports
In a recent scandal that’s been rockin’ and rollin’ in Fulton County, District Attorney Fani Willis has been hittin’ back at the allegations flung her way faster than a cat on a hot tin roof! The big news that’s got people talkin’ is that Willis is bein’ accused of getting cozy with the special prosecutor muckin’ about in the investigation of none other than former President Donald Trump and his cronies. And to make matters even wilder than a rodeo, this prosecutor, Nathan Wade, was rakin’ in over 600 grand while diggin’ around in this mess.
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Now, ol’ Fani didn’t shy away from turnin’ up the heat when she waltzed into the Big Bethel AME church to address the crowd for the first time since this hullabaloo hit the fan. She didn’t mention Nathan Wade by name, but she sure did go to bat for him by rattlin’ off about how she hired three special prosecutors and paid ’em all the same buckaroo rate. She even threw in some sass about how she hired a white woman, a white man, and a black man, all of ’em heavy hitters in the legal world.
Then came the real kicker – Willis tried to rope the race card into this whole messy affair, suggestin’ that Wade was only gettin’ flack ’cause he’s blacker than a skillet on a Sunday mornin’. She didn’t hold back, wailin’ about how folks were playin’ the race card by questionin’ her choices and makin’ her feel like she ain’t done right by her pick of Wade as the special prosecutor.
But that ain’t all, cowboys and cowgirls! Willis went on to defend Wade by tootin’ his horn louder than a freight train rollin’ through town. She bragged about his fancy-schmancy credentials and doubled down on her claims that folks were frettin’ over Wade simply ’cause he’s a black man. She even threw in some preachin’ about how she, as a black woman, just needs a little grace and prayers to get through this rodeo.
Now, y’all better cinch up your saddles ’cause this ain’t the end of the line for this wild ride! Georgia Republicans ain’t takin’ this circus act lightly and are hootin’ and hollerin’ for a full-blown investigation into Willis’ shindig. Shoot, they done served her up with a subpoena as part of the divorce brouhaha between Nathan Wade and his missus, Joycelyn, who’s claimin’ that her husband’s wheelin’ and dealin’ to the tune of over 700 grand.
Well, folks, it looks like this here rodeo ain’t windin’ down anytime soon. So, saddle up and strap in ’cause this buckin’ bronco of a scandal is just gettin’ started! Yeehaw!
