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Gaetz Unmasks DOJ Panic Over Hunter’s Laptop Saga

In a scandalous turn of events, it has been exposed that the Department of Justice (DOJ) seemingly panicked when Florida’s very own Rep. Matt Gaetz dared to bring up the infamous Hunter Biden laptop during a hearing. The DOJ employees were in a tizzy, sending frantic emails about Gaetz’s bold move to question the FBI’s cyber division about the whereabouts of Hunter Biden’s laptop. Gaetz, being the fearless crusader for truth that he is, pressed the FBI on the issue but was met with silence. It’s almost like they were trying to hide something…

One brave employee at the DOJ couldn’t contain their shock, exclaiming in an email, “Now Matt Gaetz asking Hunter Biden laptop questions. Wow.” It’s clear that Gaetz struck a nerve with his line of questioning, sending shockwaves through the DOJ. But why all the fuss? Could it be that they have something to hide when it comes to Hunter Biden and his questionable laptop antics?

Gaetz, never one to back down from a fight, voiced his suspicions that the DOJ seems more interested in scrutinizing his scrutiny of the Hunter Biden laptop than actually delving into the shady dealings of the Biden family. And let’s be real, there are some serious questions that need answering when it comes to Hunter Biden and his laptop escapades. Why is the DOJ more concerned about Gaetz’s investigation than getting to the bottom of Hunter allegedly selling access to the government? It’s a mystery wrapped in a conspiracy inside a laptop.

The Daily Caller reached out to the DOJ for some answers, but surprise, surprise, they were tight-lipped. It’s almost like they don’t want the truth to come out. But fear not, patriots, because with heroes like Matt Gaetz leading the charge, the swamp will be drained, one laptop at a time. So grab your popcorn and get ready for the next episode of “Gaetz vs. the Deep State: Hunter Biden Laptop Edition.” It’s gonna be a wild ride!

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