Hunter Biden’s Luck Runs Out: No More “Get Out of Jail Free” Cards!

In a shocking turn of events, it seems like Hunter Biden’s luck may be running out. After receiving a ridiculously lenient diversion program for what should have been a serious felony gun charge, it looks like Special Counsel David Weiss is ready to lay down the law on ole Hunter. And let me tell you, it’s about time!

In June, Hunter managed to wriggle his way out of a proper indictment thanks to some sort of sweetheart plea deal. Can you believe it? It’s like he’s got some magical “get out of jail free” card just because of his last name. But thankfully, a federal judge saw through the smoke and mirrors in August when he started poking holes in the immunity nonsense. Hunter’s plea deal quickly crumbled like a stale cookie, and justice seemed within reach.

Now, don’t forget who swooped in to save the day – none other than Attorney General Merrick Garland himself. Despite claiming that he had all the necessary tools to fully investigate Hunter Biden, Garland decided to appoint David Weiss as Special Counsel. I mean, come on, which one is it? Either you had the resources or you didn’t, Mr. Garland. It just goes to show that they’re more interested in protecting the elites than actually upholding the law.

But fear not, my fellow conservatives! The tides are turning. Rumor has it that by the end of this month, Weiss will be slapping a shiny new indictment on Hunter Biden. Finally, we may see some real consequences for his actions. No more special treatment, no more playing by different rules. It’s high time that Hunter faces the music like any ordinary citizen would.

So stay tuned, folks! This is just the beginning of the end for Hunter Biden. Let’s hope justice is finally served, and maybe – just maybe – it will send a message to all those other privileged politicians and their shady dealings. We’ll be watching closely, and we won’t let them get away with it. The era of accountability is upon us!

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