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Kamala’s Unicorn Moment: Admits Need for Real Leadership while Trump Surges in Polls!

In a rare moment of truth-telling from Vice President Kamala Harris, also known as the next worst thing to Joe Biden himself, she finally admitted that the American people deserve real leadership and problem-solving in Congress. Shocking, right? It’s like a unicorn sighting in a field of donkeys. Harris, in an interview with NBC Nightly News, made it clear that simply issuing executive orders from the White House is not the solution to the lack of bipartisanship in Congress.

The liberal media, in typical fashion, is in shambles over the latest poll numbers showing former President Donald Trump leading Joe Biden by five points. NBC News, trying to spin the news in their favor, was forced to acknowledge that Trump’s lead is the largest it has ever been in 16 polls. It’s like a reality check smacking them right in the face! Maybe they should spend less time bashing Trump and more time reporting actual news.

To make matters worse for Sleepy Joe, a recent Bloomberg report revealed that he’s trailing Trump by an average of five points in several swing states. Yup, you heard that right. Swing states that Biden supposedly “won” in 2020 are now leaning towards the former president. Looks like all those shady election tactics won’t save Biden this time around. Maybe he should start practicing his retirement speech sooner rather than later.

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for Biden, along comes Independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ready to snatch votes away from him like candy from a baby. Kennedy has been accepted on the ballots in key swing states like Nevada, Arizona, and Georgia. It’s like a nightmare for the Democrats coming to life! Biden’s chances of winning in 2024 are dwindling faster than Kamala Harris’s approval ratings.

So, unless Biden can pull off another miraculous election victory with the help of a dubiously extensive voter fraud organization, it looks like Kamala Harris might actually be onto something for once. The Democrats are in for a rough ride in the upcoming elections, and it’s about time they faced the music. Let’s see how they try to spin this one in their favor. Good luck with that, folks!

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