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Whew, hold onto your cowboy hats, folks, because the liberal lunacy is at it again! The left-wing loonies are trying to spread some more fake news faster than a group of hungry squirrels raiding a bird feeder. They want you to believe that former President and soon-to-be-president-again Donald J. Trump was kicked off the Illinois primary ballot by a traffic court judge. Can you believe that nonsense?
FACT CHECK: Did A ‘Traffic Court Judge’ Remove Trump From The Illinois Primary Ballot? https://t.co/CBuugL9r1W . #Trump2024
— NahBabyNah (@NahBabyNah) March 8, 2024
Let’s set the record straight. This so-called “traffic court judge,” Tracie Porter, actually moved up in the world like a rocket ship on the Fourth of July. She ain’t just no traffic cop judge no more – she’s sitting pretty on the Cook County Circuit Court. Porter did some minor-league traffic court time back in 2021 before scoring big and getting elected to the big leagues in 2022. You know what they say, from traffic tickets to high-stakes cases, talk about moving on up like George and Weezy Jefferson!
Now, why would they try to pull the wool over your eyes like this? Because they know President Trump is on a winning streak that makes the New England Patriots jealous. He’s racking up wins faster than grandma dishes out cookies at Christmas. When Trump snags more than a dozen states on Super Tuesday and gets a thumbs-up from Senator Mitch McConnell, you just know the liberals’ feathers are getting ruffled like a chicken in a windstorm.
But wait, there’s more! This Judge Porter, bless her heart, thought she could throw a wrench in the gears by using some obscure part of the 14th Amendment to try and take Trump off the Illinois ballot. Well, guess what, Porter? The Supreme Court came in like a knight in shining armor and swept away that silly idea faster than you can say “Make America Great Again.” Trump ain’t going anywhere – except all the way to the White House, that is!
So, next time you hear some swamp creature trying to sell you a tall tale, just remember – the truth always shines through like a beacon on a lighthouse. President Trump is here to stay, and the liberals can cry all the way to their soy lattes about it. Keep on winning, Mr. President, and make America great again – one liberal meltdown at a time!
