Trump vs. Biden: A Tolkien Tale of Heroes and Villains

Embark on a fantastical journey through the twisted lands of liberal hypocrisy, dear readers, as we delve into the liberal raid on the iconic “Lord of the Rings” series! Picture this: the great J. R. R. Tolkien, a beacon of traditional values and Catholic faith, now under attack by the left-wing forces who can’t resist turning every cornerstone of our culture upside down to fit their narrative.

In a bizarre twist, a post on Twitter dared to compare the esteemed former President Donald Trump to the noble wizard Gandalf, while likening the current President Joe Biden to the treacherous Saruman. What a laughable attempt to twist reality! Clearly, Trump, like Gandalf, is the beacon of light standing against the encroaching shadows, while Biden, akin to Saruman, has aligned himself with dark forces, betraying all he once vowed to protect.

The left’s attempt to mislabel Trump as the villain is as feeble as Saruman’s lust for power. Biden’s actions, allowing floods of illegal immigrants and trampling on traditional American values in a bid to combat climate change, reveal his true alignment with the dark forces seeking to reshape America in their radical image. On the other hand, Trump, much like Gandalf, started as an underestimated figure, only to rise up against the forces seeking to destroy him and lead the charge to protect traditional values.

Just as Gandalf faced a temporary setback in the Mines of Moria before returning as Gandalf the White to lead Middle Earth to victory, Trump’s resilience in the face of relentless attacks and character assassinations makes it clear that he remains a formidable force for good. The Trump movement, much like the fellowship of the ring, stands strong against the liberal quest for unchecked power and control.

In the epic battle between traditional values and progressive utopian dreams, Trump stands as the last barricade against the left’s lust for power. As the forces of darkness continue to scheme and plot, the undaunted spirit of American exceptionalism, championed by Trump, remains a beacon of hope in a world threatened by liberal tyranny and leftist hypocrisy. So, fear not, for in the epic saga of our times, the conservative hero will rise once again, leading the charge against the forces of radicalism and preserving the way of life we hold dear.

Written by Staff Reports

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