Biden’s Approval Ratings Tank: America Loses Faith in Circus Clown President

Oh boy, buckle up folks because it’s time for another round of “Let’s Make Fun of Biden’s Approval Numbers!” Seriously, it’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but one that you can’t look away from because it’s just too darn entertaining.

So, according to a recent ABC poll, Biden’s approval rating is at a whopping 33 percent. Yup, you read that right. Only one-third of the country actually thinks this guy is doing a good job. And apparently, even fewer people have faith in his ability to handle the economy, with a pitiful approval rating of just 31 percent. Ouch.

But wait, it gets even better (or worse, depending on how you look at it). A mere 28 percent of Americans actually think Biden has the mental sharpness to be president. I mean, come on, folks. That’s lower than the number of people who still think Bigfoot is real. It’s like watching a game of limbo, except instead of bending backwards, Biden’s mental capabilities are just collapsing in on themselves.

And get this, a whopping 69 percent of people think Biden is as sharp as a butter knife. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a high level of agreement in this divided country. It’s like everyone has gathered around the water cooler to gossip about how this poor old man is past his prime. It’s kind of sad, really.

But let’s not forget the cherry on top of this depressing sundae. Even Donald Trump, yes, the former president himself, couldn’t resist taking a jab at Biden’s mental faculties. He posted a hilarious video that perfectly encapsulates just how out of touch our current president is. It’s like a roast, but one that leaves you questioning whether or not Biden should even be allowed near the nuclear codes.

Look, I know it’s not politically correct to make fun of someone’s mental capacity, but come on people, we’re talking about the leader of the free world here. We need someone who’s sharp, on top of their game, and not just counting down the days until nap time. It’s time for America to wake up and realize that Biden isn’t the guy for the job. It’s like hiring a circus clown to perform brain surgery. Sure, it might be entertaining, but you’re probably gonna end up with a whole bunch of dead patients.

So, let’s all sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch as Biden’s approval numbers continue to plummet. Maybe someone should start a GoFundMe page to buy him a one-way ticket to retirement. Trust me, America would be better off for it.

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