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In a hilarious attempt to cover up Joe Biden’s embarrassing shoe choices, White House Deputy Secretary Andrew Bates tried to spin a tall tale about exercise and sneakers. Seriously, who are they trying to fool here?
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— 🇺🇸💙❤️MAGA IN BLUE❤️💙🇺🇸 (@karmin821) March 18, 2024
So, here’s the scoop: Joe Biden has been rocking some serious dad sneakers with his suits lately. It’s like he’s auditioning for the role of “cool grandpa” in a sitcom. But let’s be real, these aren’t the kicks of a man who’s hitting the gym every day. These are the shoes of a man who can’t risk slipping and falling on his face every time he takes a step.
Bates wants us to believe that these “lifestyle sneakers” are a new fashion statement that screams, “I love working out!” Sorry, not buying it. We all know Biden’s like a baby deer trying to walk on ice, and these shoes are his only hope of staying upright.
And don’t get me started on the shady dig at Trump. Seriously, Bates, you think we forgot about Biden’s struggles just because you threw shade at the former president? Nice try. But the only Olympic sport Biden’s competing in is the “How Many Gaffes Can I Make in One Speech” competition.
Let’s cut the nonsense and call a spade a spade. Joe Biden’s handlers are scrambling to keep him from turning into a human pancake every time he steps out in public. It’s not about exercise, it’s about survival. So, keep wearing those clunky kicks, Joe. Just don’t expect us to believe they’re part of your new workout routine.
