Staff Reports
In a bizarre turn of events that would make even the craziest spy novel blush, a shocking memo from the U.S. Intel Directorate has revealed that one of their own believes that cross-dressing actually helps him be a better intelligence officer. Can you believe it? Back in the day, our heroes in the military and intelligence community were out there kicking butt and taking names, not worrying about what outfit they were wearing! What has the world come to?
The memo, obtained by the valiant folks at The Daily Wire, showcases this unnamed official’s wild claim that his fondness for women’s clothing somehow enhances his intelligence-gathering skills. As if wearing a dress could ever make someone better at analyzing threats to our nation’s security! This kind of nonsense is exactly why we need to have a stern talk about priorities in our intelligence agencies.
SHOCKER: Memo From U.S. Intel Directorate: 'Cross-dressing Makes Me a Better Intelligence Officer.' https://t.co/SyN5IWtwFq
— Fearless45 (@Fearless45Trump) March 19, 2024
It’s downright laughable to think that someone’s personal fashion choices could have any impact on their ability to protect our country. Our intelligence officers should be focused on the mission at hand, not parading around in skirts and high heels. It’s a sad state of affairs when someone’s “gender identity” takes precedence over the safety and security of our nation.
Thankfully, there may be a light at the end of the tunnel. If we can get former President Trump back in office, he’s promised to clean house and get rid of all these frivolous distractions. We need leaders who prioritize effectiveness and results, not pandering to the latest social fad. It’s time to put an end to this madness and get back to the business of keeping America safe.
So, let’s hope and pray that we can soon bid farewell to this absurdity and return to a time when our intelligence community was focused on what truly matters: protecting the American people. It’s time to ditch the dress-up and get back to the serious business of national security. Let’s Make Intelligence Great Again!
