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**Hold on to your extra crispy drumsticks!** There’s been a mix-up hotter than KFC’s famous secret recipe in the world of fast-food advertising. A viral image tried to drum up controversy by claiming that KFC was throwing shade at displaced Palestinians in Rafah. But guess what, folks? It’s as fake as a tofu drumstick at a BBQ!
These so-called “fact checkers” have tried to rain on KFC’s parade, but hold the gravy, folks! The truth is as clear as the blue skies over America on a summer day. The ad in question was actually referring to a missing tent swiped from a company in Antigua. Talk about a tent-tastic mix-up! So, before anyone goes cuckoo for conspiracies, remember that sometimes a missing tent is just a missing tent.
DISGUSTING AD MOCKING GAZA BY .@kfc
KFC is literally mocking displaced Palestinians in Rafah whilst they are suffering FAMINE!
'Sorry, no tents here, just finger-lickin good chicken..!' pic.twitter.com/nHIl1DMLHw
— Khalissee (@Kahlissee) February 18, 2024
Now, let’s talk a little sense into this snack-sized controversy. The US swooped in like a superhero calling for a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. It’s like the Avengers showing up to save the day! And Israel threatened to crash the party in Rafah if hostages aren’t released by Ramadan. Talk about a showdown hotter than KFC’s hot wings!
With over a million eyes ogling the viral ad, it’s no wonder things got a little greasy. But fear not, dear readers, KFC has set the record straight. Their spokesperson shot down the claims faster than a chicken crossing the road. **KFC is as innocent as a fluffy chick in a henhouse!**
So, let’s give KFC a round of applause, not just for their finger-lickin’ good chicken but also for clearing their name faster than you can say “extra gravy on the mashed potatoes, please!” This news may not be as spicy as KFC’s Nashville Hot Chicken, but it’s a hot topic nonetheless.
Stay tuned, conservative patriots, because the truth always prevails, even in the world of fast food ads and missing tents!
